The other day, Venezuelan President Chavez said President Bush "walked like John Wayne".  If I were President Bush, I would probably take that as a compliment, but with everything else President Chavez had said about Bush over the past few days, he probably didn't mean it that way.

Imagine how safe we'd be from terrorists and dictators like Chavez.  Afterall, who would want to mess with The Duke?

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